Because You Asked for an Example of __________ in Real, Actual Life.


When the buddha attained it, he supposedly said, Wonder of wonders:
        I, all beings, the great earth, are the wisdom and virtue of the awakened one to thusness.
                Which I thought was pretty good,
                        so I copied it down in the Notes app on my phone,
                                Which autocorrected “thusness” to “this mess,”
                                        Which I thought was even better. Wonder of wonders:
I, all beings, the great earth, are the wisdom and virtue of the awakened one to this mess.
        If you tried, you couldn’t make a more perfect mistake.